I put a request out on Facebook for a random songwriting prompt. Within minutes I received two responses: Omelets and shoelaces. Forty minutes later the Omelet Song was hatched. (puns are fun)
It is short.
It is silly.
It has a feel good message suitable for the ending of most kid’s movies.
And unlike real omelets, it has zero cholesterol, zero calories and is keto friendly. Enjoy!
Lyrics:
Start with eggs
I'll use three
A bit of ham and a mess of cheese
Throw in a pan turn up the heat
Holy crap!
It resembles me
It starts as a mess not nice to see
But as it cooks its consistency
Begins to firm ceasing to be
So wishy washy and ugly
A yellow cloud light and fluffy
Has filled the pan with aromas a plenty
Ham and cheese a feast of kings
What glory a little fire brings
Onto a plate then to the table
But we’re not done with this silly fable
Catch the point if you’re able
What once was fluid now is stable
Much like eggs we can break and yet
That’s when we’re most valuable
Are you starting to get
the point?
You’ll find it I bet
If you’re broken by life
There's no need to fret
You’re perfectly poised to become a
Delicious and nutritious and satisfying
Omelet
Tie your shoes
The Omelet Song
Storing: Leave the bloom on the track. Then it can stay on the counter for up to a month!
Washing: As soon as you wash off the bloom the track will need to be consumed immediately, or go into the refrigerator.
Why? Biology, that's why.
Enjoyment: Instructions for enjoying this track are actually self-contained. Once you consume it you will enjoy it. Just another friendly service we provide here at Roam Bogie Productions!