COMEDY - PSA - DNA

Ok so, let’s talk real talk, ok?. Let’s be serious for a minute and discuss this… this  thing I just discovered.

Did you know that inside of every human being is something called deoxyribonucleic acid? You might recognize it better by its initials DNA. And uh, if you saw the documentary, that’s how they made dinosaurs for Jurassic Park. 

You know, that documentary about the island theme park with dinosaurs where they got out of control and people died? Yeah, that’s a really gripping, compelling documentary. I was really impressed by the film crew and their willingness to put themselves in harm’s way to capture some of that real life footage. They did just a bang up job on that very true story. 

So we know from that documentary that DNA makes dinosaurs, and now as I mentioned, it turns out it’s inside of humans, did you know that? You have DNA inside you like, right now man! And that’s just.. I don’t want to turn into a dinosaur. Do you want to turn into a dinosaur? Is that what’s going on? Are we gonna turn into dinosaur country? 

Like, hey, congratulations on your new carbon roads, now you’re a dinosaur. Good luck finding a sensible mid sized sedan with good gas mileage that can carry your giant dino butt. 

By the way, your great grandparents make the cars go, cause you know, they turned into gasoline when they died, so thank you for their service and we’re sorry for your loss.  

Nah, I don’t want to be a dinosaur man. So I think that I want to start a petition. And I gotta get everybody on board as much as I can. So we need your help, we need your vote, we need your voice! We gotta get rid of DNA, say no way to DNA. It’s like just say no way to DNA, I don’t want no DNA, no way. Stop putting DNA inside my body Mr America, Uncle Sam, President Trump. Stop putting DNA inside my body. I didn’t ask for DNA. No thanks man, I don’t like raw meat. 

First you put DNA inside us without our knowledge to turn us into dinosaurs, then I saw another documentary about crazy future robots. I was like, are you gonna turn us into robots too? Are we gonna be carbon based robot DNA dinosaurs? I don’t wanna be a carbon based robot DNA dinosaur! 

So I’ll tell ya what, I’ll tell ya what, no more DNA! No way to DNA. I don’t like it, I’m not in support and you shouldn’t be either. Let’s agree together, we won’t turn into dinosaurs.